Contact Eric

Please use this form to contact me. I don’t give out my email address because if I do, I’ll get 239 emails a day asking me to:

1. Launder millions of dollars for some South African super-dictator
2. Marry some girl from Russia
3. Buy Viagra (I’m Chinese, don’t you know I’m sensitive about this shit already?)

So if you need to reach me, use the form below. I’ll do my best to respond, but do note that I receive 100+ emails a day, so please be patient.

Talk soon,

Eric

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